Today I had a quality contract write for me. Mr. Mayer joined the Army. It only took a month and a half for him to get his DUI waiver approved and the doctor to say "Yes, he really CAN hear". So today he joined the Army Reserve. And SSG B rejoiced. I would have really rejoiced but I had another guy on the floor and he was DQ'd for eyesight. He wears glasses, so I'm hoping I'll have him rescheduled for next week to join then.
Oh well. I'm off my tour-long quality zero so I am no longer the World's Worst Recruiter (yay!).