Because I'm on leave I'm going to rely on other people to inspire my post. Darth Commando runs a list of those web quizzes so I figured I'd do it as well.
|You Are Guinness|
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.
I do like the occasional stout.
|You Are an Iced Coffee|
At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic
At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty
You drink coffee when: you're out with friends
Your caffeine addiction level: medium
Something I hate about Phoenix is the complete lack of a decent Iced Coffee. You'd think that someplace that can hit 120 degree would make it a point to know how to make iced coffee.
|Your Political Profile:|
|Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal|
|Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal|
|Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
Eh,I guess it's close enough for a 20 question, True/False test.
|You Are Boston|
Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.
Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block
If I were to ever come into possession of a small nuclear device I'd sail the Constitution out of Boston and nuke the city. The people of Boston are close-minded and bitter, scarred by decades of ball-chillingly cold winters. There isn't enough parking and they suffer from a region wide case of "short man's syndrome". When I used my nuclear weapon I'd use it during rush hour so hopefully that parking ticket Nazi of a cop who'd always ticket my truck was stuck in traffic when he became vapor. I don't like Boston.
You're rich, pretty, and living a charmed life. (Or you seriously wish you were.)
From Disneyland to Laguna Beach, you're all about living the California dream life.
Just make sure to marry rich - so you don't have to work for it!
Sure. Why not.
|You Will Die at Age 64|
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.
|Your Career Type: Realistic|
You are practical and mechanical.
Your talents lie in working with tools, mechanical or electrical drawings, machines, or animals.
You would make an excellent:
Carpenter - Diesel Mechanic - Electrician
Farmer - Fire Fighter - Flight Engineer
Forester - Locksmith - Locomotive Engineer
Pilot - Police Officer - Truck Driver
The worst career options for your are social careers, like social worker or teacher.
I want to be a fire fighter! They get to have sex with Marissa Tomei!
|Your Pirate Name Is...|
Tonight Mrs. SFC B must call me Skull Crusher Thor.
I'll wait while the other six readers try to scour that thought out of their brains with a brillo pad on a Q-tip.
|Your Mexican Name Is...|
Oh well. At least it's not Timiteo
|You Should Weigh 190|
If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight.
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon!
|Your Stress Level is: 48%|
You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.
Hopefully SFC SC2 doesn't read this and assume he's now able to ramp up the stress level.