Thursday, September 07, 2006


Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Recruiting is hard. Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine. Wah wah wah wah.

That is all.


In the office we have a fantasy football league. It's about three times as large as the one last year so it should be pretty interesting. With the start of the new NFL Season tonight SSG Rage, who is in the league, has sent out a statement to SSG George and I. I reproduce it here.
i just wanted to let you 2 idiots know that my domination of fantasy football will begin tonight i have 4 players in the game and should score at least 90-110 points just in tonights game.

SSG Rage, you are going to lose. You are going to lose so badly. And when you do I'll take out an ad in the post paper for your assignment and tell all of the post that you're a whiny punk who can't even place in the top 10 in a 12 team fantasy league. You suck. That popping sound you're going to hear during the game is Dante Culpepper's knee exploding on a pass he throws that Chris Chambers drops after he gets a concussion. The 16 you were talking about isn't the number of games you're going to win. It's the over/under for the points you'll score each week. No one is taking the over. You're going to lose. You're going to lose so badly. You're going to lose so badly that Chuck Norris is going to look at you and go "Dude, even I'm not sick enough to do that to you and I've had sex with every woman on Earth."

Oh, and nice haircut.


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